Welcome to the World of ej!

Hi, my name is ej. That's E. J. my initials, but I like ej. I'm nine years old and I like green and turquoise. My favorite word is "blah" because it sounds very ugly. I love to use exclamation points! I have two cats named Macphisto and Gecko, and two hermit crabs named Hermy and Pincher, who like to dig. I get frustrated when my mom thinks my hermit crab's name is spelled like a boy, even though Hermy is a girl. Blah!

This is a song I made to the tune of Jingle Bells: "blah, blah, blah; blah, blah, blah; blah, blah, blah blah-blah". Right now, I feel hilarious. Goodbye, I need to go have something to eat.