Funny: I Bought it on eBay

I found this on YouTube. A mix of two of my favorite things: the Weird Al song and Harry Potter. Together, you get a mix of weirdness and more weirdness. And that's funny.

I Can't Wait Until Summer

Summer is going to be awesome. I'm going to have lots of sleepovers and make s'mores. Woo! Outside it is NOT sunny right now. It is very cloudy and boring-looking. I bet you guys can't wait 'til summer too, because it will be sunny and you can go to the lake and swim around like little fishies...wheee!

If there was ONE thing you can do this summer, what would it be?

Welcome to the World of ej!

Hi, my name is ej. That's E. J. my initials, but I like ej. I'm nine years old and I like green and turquoise. My favorite word is "blah" because it sounds very ugly. I love to use exclamation points! I have two cats named Macphisto and Gecko, and two hermit crabs named Hermy and Pincher, who like to dig. I get frustrated when my mom thinks my hermit crab's name is spelled like a boy, even though Hermy is a girl. Blah!

This is a song I made to the tune of Jingle Bells: "blah, blah, blah; blah, blah, blah; blah, blah, blah blah-blah". Right now, I feel hilarious. Goodbye, I need to go have something to eat.